Eli Manning Gets Bobbleheaded Just in Time for Christmas ByΒ Dak Prescott
Eli Manning got a double dose of good news this week: He will likely get his old job back as the New York Giantsβ starting quarterback, and he now has his own bobblehead.
Just in time for Christmas, theΒ National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and MuseumΒ (surely youβve been there?) says it has unveiled a limited-edition bobblehead featuring the Ole Miss football legend.
As far as we can tell, Manning is the only Ole Miss graduate to get bobbleheaded, which is undoubtedly a grievous affront to William Faulkner, Shepard Smith and Archie himself. Not to mention a certain alumna who starred on βCharlieβs AngelsβΒ and βScarecrow and Mrs. King.β
Oh, and what about Dr. Garth Fisher, described on his website asΒ βa luxury cosmetic surgeon with unparalleled tasteβΒΒ and the Kardashiansβ go-to specialist for various βenhancementsβ? How does Garth Fisher not get his own bobblehead?
But you know who elseΒ didΒ get a bobblehead? Dak Prescott, thatβs who.
Whatever. Weβre not even gonna show you a picture of it. Pffttt.
Priced at $40, the Eli bobblehead features the two-time Super Bowl MVP in his Ole Miss uniform, making itΒ a must-have Christmas gift for the true Rebel fan.
But can we just go ahead and say it? We know youβre thinking it, too: This bobblehead LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ELI MANNING!
Oh, well, it will sell like hotcakes anyway. But if you ever wanted to create aΒ realΒ collectorβs item, think about an Ed Orgeron bobblehead β one that talks.